Or the internet in general.
I can’t think of anything more sad than someone who has never met you thinking they can intimidate you over the internet.

Or the internet in general.

I can’t think of anything more sad than someone who has never met you thinking they can intimidate you over the internet.

I’ve seen a bunch of this, and now there’s even a commercial that says something about how cool these guys are for wearing sneakers to a formal event.
It’s not cool, and it looks awful.
You know what goes with a suit? Dress shoes.
You can get a nice pair of dress shoes that don’t make you look like a douche bag while you’re wearing a suit for half the price you pay for those stupid tennis shoes. How the hell can anyone justify spending over $100 for some shoes that are sewn together for 15 cents in an Indonesian sweat shop? Just because some basketball player endorses them? That’s retarded, you’re retarded, I hope you fall down an elevator shaft.

I’ve seen a bunch of this, and now there’s even a commercial that says something about how cool these guys are for wearing sneakers to a formal event.

It’s not cool, and it looks awful.

You know what goes with a suit? Dress shoes.

You can get a nice pair of dress shoes that don’t make you look like a douche bag while you’re wearing a suit for half the price you pay for those stupid tennis shoes. How the hell can anyone justify spending over $100 for some shoes that are sewn together for 15 cents in an Indonesian sweat shop? Just because some basketball player endorses them? That’s retarded, you’re retarded, I hope you fall down an elevator shaft.

I don’t know how many times I’ve seen people write about how they’re “classy” but then they have a topless picture of themselves licking the side of a vodka bottle. 
Do you know what the word classy means? Here’s a hint, it doesn’t mean wannabe prostitute.

I don’t know how many times I’ve seen people write about how they’re “classy” but then they have a topless picture of themselves licking the side of a vodka bottle. 

Do you know what the word classy means? Here’s a hint, it doesn’t mean wannabe prostitute.

You’re a god damn moron. If you feel like you’re to old or it’s not cool to go trick or treating anymore then just don’t go.
If I was generous enough to give out candy I’d have three separate categories. 
One bowl would be full sized candy bars, and other things. This great candy would be for people who I could tell put a lot of work into their costumes, or if I just happened to really like them. 
The second bowl would be the normal junk people give out for all the average costumes.
The third bowl would be candy with razor blades and poison in them for all the dumb ass 15 year olds walking around with without a costume on.

You’re a god damn moron. If you feel like you’re to old or it’s not cool to go trick or treating anymore then just don’t go.

If I was generous enough to give out candy I’d have three separate categories. 

One bowl would be full sized candy bars, and other things. This great candy would be for people who I could tell put a lot of work into their costumes, or if I just happened to really like them. 

The second bowl would be the normal junk people give out for all the average costumes.

The third bowl would be candy with razor blades and poison in them for all the dumb ass 15 year olds walking around with without a costume on.

Seriously, just get over it.
If a movie is already out on dvd and you still haven’t seen it then I really don’t care if I ruin it for you, because you obviously didn’t really care about it much in the first place.

Seriously, just get over it.

If a movie is already out on dvd and you still haven’t seen it then I really don’t care if I ruin it for you, because you obviously didn’t really care about it much in the first place.

Stop it, just stop it.
If I had a nickle for every girl I’ve seen with a line about being awkward on their profile, I’d have a really weird way of making money. 
You’re not socially awkward because you can’t help it, you just do stupid shit. If you’re walking around talking in stupid voices and saying “meow” and “rawr” like it’s going out of style then I hope you get hit by a car.
You’re such a self proclaimed “nerd” yet outside of what stereotypical nerds in movies do, you have absolutely no idea about anything that you’re talking about. Here’s a tip, owning your dad’s NES and playing Mario doesn’t make you a nerd. I don’t think there is anyone under 30 in a first world country that hasn’t played some Mario game.
You get shows on that shitbox MTV enforcing these stupid people now too. Ever seen that show “My life as liz”? That girl is the embodiment of everything I hate.
"Lololol I have friends that are mostly boys but I’m a girl. I like starwars things, even though I clearly know nothing about the story other than pop culture references. BOBA FETT HELMET LOLOLOL. Did I mention I’m a girl? That’s right I’m a girl that likes starwars, and has friends who are stereotypical nerds. How quirky is that?”

Stop it, just stop it.

If I had a nickle for every girl I’ve seen with a line about being awkward on their profile, I’d have a really weird way of making money. 

You’re not socially awkward because you can’t help it, you just do stupid shit. If you’re walking around talking in stupid voices and saying “meow” and “rawr” like it’s going out of style then I hope you get hit by a car.

You’re such a self proclaimed “nerd” yet outside of what stereotypical nerds in movies do, you have absolutely no idea about anything that you’re talking about. Here’s a tip, owning your dad’s NES and playing Mario doesn’t make you a nerd. I don’t think there is anyone under 30 in a first world country that hasn’t played some Mario game.

You get shows on that shitbox MTV enforcing these stupid people now too. Ever seen that show “My life as liz”? That girl is the embodiment of everything I hate.

"Lololol I have friends that are mostly boys but I’m a girl. I like starwars things, even though I clearly know nothing about the story other than pop culture references. BOBA FETT HELMET LOLOLOL. Did I mention I’m a girl? That’s right I’m a girl that likes starwars, and has friends who are stereotypical nerds. How quirky is that?”

Seriously, go the fuck away. How does anyone ever think it’s appropriate to just light up a cigarette and stand there while in the middle of a crowd of strangers? Not only is it obnoxious and rude, it’s unhealthy.
What if I just walked up and started screaming as loud as I possibly can continuously for a couple minutes? Same concept. 
Go stand by yourself, or go stand with some other smokers if you absolutely can’t control yourself long enough to do it when you get home. 

Seriously, go the fuck away. How does anyone ever think it’s appropriate to just light up a cigarette and stand there while in the middle of a crowd of strangers? Not only is it obnoxious and rude, it’s unhealthy.

What if I just walked up and started screaming as loud as I possibly can continuously for a couple minutes? Same concept. 

Go stand by yourself, or go stand with some other smokers if you absolutely can’t control yourself long enough to do it when you get home. 

Sounded like a good idea on paper, horrible idea in practice.
(I’m aware they no longer take your things in the latest release, but I wanted to make this anyway.)

Sounded like a good idea on paper, horrible idea in practice.

(I’m aware they no longer take your things in the latest release, but I wanted to make this anyway.)

That’s just stupid. You realize when you do this the people working there have to take out stuff that they probably already started putting away, and cook your food, and then deliver it to you. So now they have to work an entire extra hour to get you food, so you don’t bitch to everyone about how they refused to serve you even though they weren’t closed yet.

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That’s just stupid. You realize when you do this the people working there have to take out stuff that they probably already started putting away, and cook your food, and then deliver it to you. So now they have to work an entire extra hour to get you food, so you don’t bitch to everyone about how they refused to serve you even though they weren’t closed yet.

http://nikili.tumblr.com/

You can get the fuck out of my country. 
Exercising your right to vote is literally one of the most important things you can do for your country. If you’re old enough to vote and you just “don’t care” about politics then you’re retarded. If your reason you don’t care is because things are fucked up and you don’t think you can do anything about it then you’re even more retarded. 
The reason things are fucked up is because barely more than half the population gets out and votes regularly during the presidential elections. Less than half the population goes out to vote during other elections and polls, but crazy people always go and vote. Every. Single. Time.
It should be the law that you have to vote at least so many times every so many years. If you complain about the country, but don’t care about politics, then you’re the reason things are the way they are.
Fuck you.

You can get the fuck out of my country. 

Exercising your right to vote is literally one of the most important things you can do for your country. If you’re old enough to vote and you just “don’t care” about politics then you’re retarded. If your reason you don’t care is because things are fucked up and you don’t think you can do anything about it then you’re even more retarded. 

The reason things are fucked up is because barely more than half the population gets out and votes regularly during the presidential elections. Less than half the population goes out to vote during other elections and polls, but crazy people always go and vote. Every. Single. Time.

It should be the law that you have to vote at least so many times every so many years. If you complain about the country, but don’t care about politics, then you’re the reason things are the way they are.

Fuck you.